(Another Day In) Ancap Paradise

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Lyrics

A few years ago
Congress decided
All the laws were dumb

So they made the consititution
Null and void now
It’s all privately run

Now everything is better
Just ask the ones
Sending our garbage into the sun

I can’t wait till the day I can
Move out of the slums

Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our head lice

The McNuke is dropping
over here and
We’re all crash test dummies

Copyrighted gay marriage
They have to pay the fees

Armed militias
Owned by Walmart
Tearing up the streets

Cameras in my house
it’s Whole Foods
Watching what I eat

Apple’s EULA
bounty hunters
Hunting non-upgraders

Google’s selling
all my dick pics
To chronic masturbaters

Amazon using
Thai children
For building fire sticks

Bezos has the
Philosopher’s stone
He’s three hundred and six

Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise Stir-frying our head lice

Detroit's new name
is DirecTV
Because they lost the rights

But that doesn't mean
That their folks get
Free satellite

Music is just
advertisements
No one cares any more

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Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our
Head lice

About (Another Day In) Ancap Paradise

Personnel:

Johnny Weiner- backing vocals, guitar
Chris Ochoa - bass
Dan Centeno - keys, backing vocals
Evan Sheppard - drums, lead vocals

Music and Lyrics written by Evan Sheppard and Johnny Weiner